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Rule number one: Always have an escape plan.

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I haven't gotten questions in a while.. →

Ask me Anything!

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EZoo was cancelled today and now there’s more depressed chicks in flower crowns than a Lana Del Rey music video.

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Damn mofo you are tall. Can't wait to see you soon in our NY bar.
Anonymous

Our NY bar? That sounds like you’re an alien pretending to be human or something. “Ah yes, the sport games. I love supporting localteam.”

I can’t stand having to be the one to make confrontation. Like if someone gets my order wrong at a restaurant.

"Dude you should tell the waiter he messed up your order."
“Nah man it’s fine, this is just as good as a burger.”
“Dude, he gave you a fishing hat with boiled potatoes”

you have a girlfriend? I'm sad ...
Anonymous

Oh jeez

· me · myself · my face · the girlfriend ·
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