Ask me Anything!
Rule number one: Always have an escape plan.
EZoo was cancelled today and now there’s more depressed chicks in flower crowns than a Lana Del Rey music video.
Our NY bar? That sounds like you’re an alien pretending to be human or something. “Ah yes, the sport games. I love supporting localteam.”
I can’t stand having to be the one to make confrontation. Like if someone gets my order wrong at a restaurant.
"Dude you should tell the waiter he messed up your order."
“Nah man it’s fine, this is just as good as a burger.”
“Dude, he gave you a fishing hat with boiled potatoes”