Rule number one: Always have an escape plan.

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If there’s a problem that can’t be solved with excessive drinking, I can’t remember it

The ‘yes or no’ game.


You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

Hi i seen u were asking who the redhead in the first pic is, her names Lydia Rose Bewley she's an actress, best known for her role The Inbetweeners Movie.

well she’s adorable

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Churches have names like “Our Lady of Pity” and wonder why I don’t go there. Where are the churches like “Our Lady of McGriddles and Blowjobs”?

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What if Shaggy is one of the greatest lyricists of our time but nobody can tell

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